[02:01:12] @ Salith : You don't expect birthday presents. They are like rape. You just get them forced on you and pretend to enjoy it so it ends sooner.

[21:58:56] @ Raine : Should I use this as my human? http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/213/3/7/lady_by_sakimichan-d41ungd.jpg

[22:00:01] Moonlight Bloodrose : Looks cute and sexy.

[22:05:09] @ Raine : I think I might use that one.

[22:05:27] Moonlight Bloodrose : Dem tits.

[22:05:36] * Moonlight Bloodrose makes grabby hands

[01:24:42] * Synic wanders into the chat to touch xero's delicous abs and then goes back into the Lurk Corner

[23:15:20] Ivy : *clear throat*
[23:15:24] Ivy : It's your birthday today
[23:15:32] Ivy : What do I mean, well I guess I'll try to explain
[23:15:37] Ivy : That 21 years ago on this day
[23:15:44] Ivy : It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face
[23:15:53] Ivy : And 9 months before that magical day
[23:16:03] Ivy : Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
[23:16:07] Ivy : And they were having a good time
[23:16:13] Ivy : They were dancing and drinking wine
[23:16:21] Ivy : When they got home they were horny as hell
[23:16:27] Ivy : And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
[23:16:31] Ivy : And he tore her panties off
[23:16:36] Ivy : And his penis was hard as a rock
[23:16:44] Ivy : Your mom really wanted to give your dad head
[23:16:49] Ivy : But your dad really wanted to give your mom head
[23:16:55] Ivy : So they formed a 69
[23:17:02] Ivy : And your mom came at least three times
[23:17:11] Ivy : Your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
[23:17:17] Ivy : That he forgot to put a condom on
[23:17:21] Ivy : And when he realized his mistake
[23:17:29] Ivy : he had ejaculated and it was too late
[23:17:34] Ivy : And then your mom got pregnant
[23:17:38] Ivy : And your dad started crying
[23:17:43] Ivy : He wanted your mom to get an abortion
[23:17:49] Ivy : But your mom wanted a child
[23:17:53] Ivy : And nine months later
[23:17:55] Ivy : You were born
[23:17:58] Ivy : And five months later
[23:18:00] Ivy : Your parents
[23:18:01] Ivy : Got
[23:18:03] Ivy : A divorce
[23:18:11] Ivy : Very Happy
[23:18:11] Ivy : Happy Birthday Moony
[23:18:23] Moonlight Bloodrose : ...
[23:18:25] Moonlight Bloodrose : Uh...
[23:18:29] Moonlight Bloodrose : ...
[23:18:32] Ivy : I would actually sing it to you
[23:18:32] Moonlight Bloodrose : Thank you.
[23:18:38] Ivy : Trust me, it's much more funny hearing it.
[23:18:58] Ivy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Youp9r30hjs

[23:02:17] Inushi : Would it be wrong to wear a sombrero to a Taco Bell interview? Seems legit

[14:39:22] Ivy : Drinking, sex, and suicide.
[14:39:26] Ivy : That's all we ever talk about.

[16:24:21] Ivy : Yo Breezy, wanna have some yaoi?
[16:24:33] Ivy : *yawns and stretches*
[16:24:42] @ Searath : Going to sleep with Eric?
[16:25:14] Ivy : Why not?
[16:25:47] Moonlight Bloodrose : Woo, yaoi
[16:25:55] * Raine gropes Shawn's butt and curls up in her tree
[16:25:59] @ Searath : I down with that. *Would sayup with that, but knows it ould be taken the wrong way*
[16:26:01] @ Raine : I love me some yaoi
[16:26:36] Ivy : Have to provide some fanservice eventually.
[16:26:40] Ivy : I'll post later.
[16:26:46] Ivy : Not focused right now.
[16:29:49] @ Raine : Okie dokes
[16:31:21] Synic : what is this about yaoi?
[16:32:09] @ Searath : Xero and I are finally going to admit out love and fuck each other silly on cam for you all.
[16:33:31] * Raine would pay
[16:33:36] Synic : Oh splendid! I call copies
[16:34:40] Moonlight Bloodrose : *snorts*
[16:35:44] @ Searath : I'm not sure weather to giggle, or be scared that all three of you would love to see that.
[16:36:06] @ Raine : Both
[16:37:48] Synic : xD

[00:58:28] Ceeyena : I am a sexy beast.

[00:58:33] Moonlight Bloodrose : Yes, yes you are.

[00:58:38] Moonlight Bloodrose : Glad you finally admit it.

[00:58:40] Ceeyena :

[00:58:48] Ceeyena : Geeheehee

[01:02:15] Ivy : I mean, she does love her lost lovers fighting for her affections.
[01:02:35] Ivy : She's like the cookie monster
[01:02:38] Ivy : but with attention
[01:02:42] Ivy : It's cute sometimes
[01:02:52] Ivy : She gets little bits of attention all over her face
[01:02:54] Ivy : ^_^

[03:59:45] * Ivy smacks Moony in the eye with Moses.

[03:59:50] Ivy : Did you expect that?

[03:59:55] Ivy : If so, I'm getting predictable.

[03:59:59] Inushi : vampire or human?

[04:00:04] Ivy : preDICKtable

[04:00:04] @ Raine : Vampire

[04:00:13] Moonlight Bloodrose : ...

[04:00:16] * Synic facepalm

[04:00:19] Ivy : hahahahaha

[04:00:20] @ Raine : Ineed bitches to play with~

[04:00:24] @ Raine : And woooow

[04:00:25] Moonlight Bloodrose : Stop letting Moses touch me without my permission.

[04:00:33] Moonlight Bloodrose : *eyetwitch*

[04:00:36] Ivy :

[22:39:10] @ Searath : Gay Kitten Scent: The new clogne by Robbert PAtterson. Now Avaibale is "Sparkly Vampire Scent"

[02:45:50] * Moonlight Bloodrose anally rapes Xero and video tapes it for Raine in exchange for sexual favors
[02:45:52] Ivy :
[02:45:57] Moonlight Bloodrose : I'm going to bed.
[02:46:00] Moonlight Bloodrose : Night.
[02:46:05] Ivy : wow
[02:46:07] Ivy : That's wrong.
[02:46:17] Reaper : Night
[02:46:20] Ivy : why don't I get a copy?
[02:46:35] * Searath blinks
[02:46:47] Ivy : Nighty night Moony.
[02:46:50] @ Raine : Nightt~
[02:46:53] * Searath copies Raine copy and sell it on line for 100$ a pop.
[02:47:00] Moonlight Bloodrose has logged off the chat on Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:47 am
[02:47:07] * Searath becomes a tirllionare in ten minutes.
[02:47:09] * Raine makes copies of the copy and also sells it
[02:48:11] * Searath thinks
[02:48:23] Ivy : *snorts*
[02:48:34] @ Searath : We'd make more if it was a sunff flim. Moon should rape AND kill himnext time.
[02:48:38] Ivy : I'm amused that you think my sex tape would make you a trillionare.
[02:48:47] Ivy : o_o
[02:48:54] Ivy : But there'd be no more me!!
[02:48:55] Ivy : ...
[02:48:58] Ivy : Hmmm
[02:49:05] Ivy : Kinda went against myself with that one, eh?
[02:49:06] @ Searath : It you. OF coruse it would.
[02:49:09] @ Raine : Don't tempt us?
[02:49:14] Ivy : *scratches head and chuckles*
[02:49:17] Ivy : Well
[02:49:20] Reaper : M ok with that
[02:49:25] Ivy : Since I'm getting offed
[02:49:31] Ivy : I might as well do everything I have left to do
[02:49:34] @ Raine : We can use Kenny as the stand in
[02:49:38] Ivy :
[02:49:43] @ Raine : for the murder scene
[02:50:00] Reaper : Points out I'm white
[02:50:16] @ Raine : Makeup, dur
[02:50:26] @ Searath : Bitch we can just pull a revurse Michael Jackson on ya ass.
[02:50:34] @ Raine : hahahahaha
[02:51:09] Reaper : Is oddly ok with this
[02:51:39] @ Searath : We can do to the 99 cent store adn get an at home plastic surgey kit and fix you right up.
[02:52:09] @ Searath : I thinkit even has an instrction manuel called "Operation"
[02:52:23] @ Raine : hahaha
[02:52:36] @ Searath : Come with a nice white boy to pratice on.
[02:52:40] Reaper : Lol
[02:52:53] * Searath is saying this in a bitish accent
[02:54:19] Ivy : pfffft
[02:54:22] @ Searath : So, whoes down with movie? Ya'll wanna get started now or wait until Xeros ass has recovered from moony first?
[02:54:22] Ivy : hahaha
[02:54:46] Ivy : We're waiting until I finish up my bucket list.
[02:55:08] Ivy : There are still things and people on that list I have yet to do.
[02:55:13] Ivy : Like Salma Hayek
[02:55:17] Ivy : hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
[02:55:30] Ivy : Selma even
[02:55:58] @ Searath : Pssshsaw, ain't no black boy ever finished his bucket list, Why you be trippin fool?

[03:56:38] Ivy : *mouths words silently*
[03:56:44] * Ivy taps Nips
[03:56:48] Ivy : Your boy is broken.
[03:56:59] * Raine licks his face
[03:57:14] @ Raine : He's just tired
[03:57:40] @ Searath : Oh hell naw, I ain't broken. I'm fuckin bitchin' yo.
[03:58:04] Reaper : .
[03:58:15] Ivy : o.o
[03:58:32] Reaper : Shawn is broken
[03:59:14] * Searath is still thinking, typing, and talking in a british accent
[03:59:15] @ Raine : http://cdn-5.create.net/siteimages/5/0/3/50308/426133/f_2063045.jpg
[03:59:25] @ Raine : or
[03:59:26] @ Raine : http://www.justposhmasks.com/uploads/products/green_masquerade_masks_for_kids_BAMPIC04S.jpg
[03:59:41] @ Searath : Ya'll be trippin' homies, I ain
[03:59:45] @ Searath : 't broken.
[04:00:17] @ Raine : I need a tea, brb
[04:00:30] Ivy : *sighs audiably*
[04:00:39] Ivy : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[04:01:01] Reaper : If only I could of talked to him one last time
[04:01:05] Ivy : I feel like a dick for not contacting the ex that shut off all contact with me initially.
[04:01:08] @ Searath : Naw thank, you ain't my type homes.
[04:01:08] Ivy : FUCk
[04:01:11] * Ivy growls
[04:01:32] Ivy : I'll be in and out of chat.
[04:01:53] * Searath should likely go to bed.

[03:05:06] @ Raine : And no, I cannot be owned -.-

[03:05:24] @ Raine : Hai Reaper

[03:05:35] Inushi : Hmm

[03:06:48] Moonlight Bloodrose : Unless it's Shawn.

[03:07:39] @ Raine : Yus

[03:08:54] Ivy : *pulls curtain in front of his face and gags*

[03:48:04] * Ivy wins at cheering people up without them knowing it.

[03:48:11] Ivy : Nighty night Moonshine .

[03:48:39] Moonlight Bloodrose : Every depressed person should do something Pogeyman related..

[03:48:43] @ Raine : Night ^^.

[03:48:43] Moonlight Bloodrose : *chuckles* Night.

[03:48:46] Ivy : Or Xero related.

[03:48:48] Ivy :

[03:49:01] Ivy : Or, why bother with the relations, y'know?

[03:49:07] Ivy : Depressed people should do Xero.

[03:49:10] Ivy : Trufax

[14:29:59] Ivy joined the chat on Wed 4 Jul 2012 - 14:29
[14:30:12] * Ivy flies through
[14:30:32] @ Searath : me tackle pouces im
[14:31:13] * Ivy disappears
[14:32:50] * Searath frowns
[14:35:34] * Ivy is poorly dividing time between anime and chat
[14:35:41] * Ivy notes that anime is winning
[14:38:26] * Searath is watching Act of Valor and typing.
[14:39:29] Fireraven joined the chat on Wed 4 Jul 2012 - 14:39
[14:40:12] * Searath pounces FR and nuzzles him "Haii"
[14:40:34] * Fireraven is having a massive religious discussion on facbook between an Atheist, an Agnost and a Catholic. Sadly the Atheist is doing the mediating, and the only one with a level head.
[14:40:49] Fireraven : Sea, that was kinda creepy...
[14:40:55] @ Searath : So you're making Mod?
[14:40:58] @ Searath : playing**
[14:41:07] Ivy : Sup Rae
[14:41:11] Fireraven : makind Mod?
[14:41:17] Fireraven : making****
[14:41:25] Fireraven : Xero?
[14:41:30] @ Searath : My mind is scattered/
[14:41:34] Ivy : One and only.
[14:42:04] Fireraven : I assumed as much, after all every time i think of Ivysaur I think of you. I just lost the game.
[14:42:22] Ivy : That pleases me more than you thinking 'Xero'
[14:42:25] Ivy : Carry on.
[14:42:38] Fireraven : Sea so you meant "playing at being a moderator"????
[14:42:56] Fireraven : xD
[14:43:02] @ Searath : No I meant, "Your playing mod?" As in between the other.
[14:43:17] Fireraven : more or less yes
[14:43:54] Ivy : Oh yeah, it's Independence Day
[14:43:58] Ivy : So happy that.
[14:44:10] Ivy : *waves pirate flag in salute*
[14:44:16] Fireraven : It's Fireraven's dog died this morning day =(
[14:44:27] Fireraven : so not happy that
[14:44:34] Ivy : WOOO GO RAE'S DOG
[14:44:41] Ivy : All dogs go to Heaven, you asshole.
[14:44:42] Ivy : *glares*
[14:44:49] * Searath frowns for FR
[14:44:51] Ivy : You'd better be happy for the little pooch.
[14:45:15] Fireraven : Soverngard awaits all heroes.
[14:45:41] Ivy : Sadness for death I never got.
[14:45:55] Ivy : It seems silly and a waste of time.
[14:46:07] Ivy : Unless you're mourning someone who was constantly an asshole to you
[14:46:20] Ivy : I'm certain said person wouldn't want you crying while they are alive, let alone dead.
[14:46:33] Ivy : *shrugs* Personal opinion.
[14:46:45] @ Searath : *Appers siting on Xeros head in full steel plate armor with a skyforged steel battle axe holding a glass of black baire mead* To Soverngard!
[14:47:00] Fireravn : <.< I'm only sad about it because he was still a pup and I wish I could have done something for him. Too young is too young.
[14:47:10] Fireraven : In general I celebrate death though.
[14:47:57] Fireraven : Black Briare Mead, made with 100% real Moon Sugar.
[14:49:26] * Searath hides his skooma bottles somewhere in Xero's bottles "YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING!"
[14:50:34] Fireraven : I wasn't calling you a Skooma Addict
[14:50:52] @ Searath : You can prove nothing! NOTHING! I say.
[14:50:57] Fireraven : I was just noting that the malting process in Black Briare Meade includes Moon sugar.
[14:51:09] * Ivy moves away from Breezy
[14:51:30] Fireraven : Geesh Skooma Addicts sure are whiny.
[14:51:38] * Ivy moves FAR away from him
[14:52:32] * Searath appars on his head again "YOU HAVE MY SKOOMA YOU BITCH!" Takes out his daderic long sword and begins stabbing him in the face.
[14:52:45] * Fireraven gives Ivy an unlabeled bottle.
[14:53:30] * Ivy gives Breezy his stuff
[14:53:40] * Ivy summons a dragon horde
[14:53:45] * Ivy flies away
[14:53:57] * Fireraven laughs.
[14:54:49] * Searath goes Dovakiin on the dragons ruled by a Skooma incuded rage and walks away with a horde of souls
[14:55:30] Fireraven : O.O
[14:55:39] Fireraven : Poor dragon kittens!
[14:55:48] Fireraven : They were only guarding Sea.
[14:56:40] Fireraven : welp I'm gonna go lay down
[14:56:44] Fireraven has logged off the chat on Wed 4 Jul 2012 - 14:56

[00:32:39] Inushi : Eh Mr. Hakama is gonna be an ass hole

[00:33:43] * Inushi wonders if he should've worded that differently

[00:34:42] Moonlight Bloodrose : And to whom is his asshole going to belong?

[00:34:58] Inushi : The Allegiance

[00:35:20] Inushi : I decided to leave him human

[00:36:13] Inushi : Fuckkkkkk

[00:36:18] Inushi : I read that wrong

[00:36:23] Inushi : >.<

[00:36:28] @ Searath : So Salith then.

[00:36:31] * Inushi rages

[00:36:44] Inushi : FUCK BOTH OF YOU!!!!!

[00:37:11] Moonlight Bloodrose : I'll pass, thank you.

[00:37:13] Inushi : -.-

[00:37:32] @ Searath : When and where, I'll make sure you don't forget it~

[01:08:15] @ Inushi : But she looks like a 3rd grader XD
[01:08:36] @ Raine : The point was she has cream on her face
[01:08:48] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : *snickers*
[01:09:07] @ Inushi : Well that was the first thing I noticed
[01:09:18] Reaper : Oh I thought you were sayings he's a peso

[00:34:05] Ceeyena : HALLELUJAH!!!!! *Does a charismatic jazz hand wave*

[00:34:35] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : ...

[00:34:37] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : Jazz hands...

[00:34:40] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : *snickers loudly*

[00:34:49] Ivy : o.o

[00:34:53] Ivy : SPARKLE CLAP

[00:34:58] * Ivy claps and waggles fingers

[00:35:06] Ceeyena : waggle waggle

[00:35:10] Ceeyena : waggle waggle

[00:35:33] Ceeyena : Today!!! after Dinner, BF and I turned on the camera to capture MY AWESOMENESSSSSSS!!

[00:35:45] Ceeyena : I am the Queeen of Derpface

[00:35:51] @ Searath : Ha.

[00:35:52] Ivy : ...

[00:35:54] @ Searath : Haha.

[00:35:55] @ Searath : HAHAHAHAHAH

[00:36:08] Ivy : Did you get extra cocaine in your coffee today?

[00:36:12] Ivy : Not that I'm complaining.

[00:36:23] @ Searath : I just check this email, and apperntly formerly banned, FOUR YEAR inactive WoW accout got a MoP beta invite.

[00:36:42] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : http://juliasmexicocity.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ecdaa8a883301347ff14274970c-500wi

[00:36:54] Ceeyena : I dunno what Sea is saying.

[00:37:05] Ceeyena : I Don't Do Cocaine!

[00:37:14] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : He's saying that Blizzard is an asshat.

[00:37:22] Ceeyena : I also don't do coffee

[00:37:44] * Ceeyena gazes adoringly at Moony.

[00:37:53] Ceeyena : Will you be my friend?!

[00:39:02] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : Yes I will.

[00:39:25] * Moonlight Bloodrose whispers "I think Van might be broken..."

[00:39:26] Ceeyena : BOOM!!!!

[00:39:33] Ceeyena : I ain't broke!

[00:39:43] Ceeyena : I just got me a wedgie

[00:39:50] Ivy : ...

[00:40:05] * Ivy pats her hair

[00:40:13] Ivy : You precious precious thing, you.

[23:17:27] Ivy : "Did you know Beavers are Canada's national animal? I guess you can tell what was on the mind of the people who made that decision. Or it just goes to show that the only things Canadians really need are maple syrup and pussy"
[23:17:40] Ivy : Love her so much <3
[23:18:44] @ Raine : lol
[23:19:50] Ivy : Syrup and pussy. That sounds so gross. And very sticky. And yet...
[23:20:00] * Ivy is tantalized by the idea...
[23:20:12] @ Luciana : that sounds like an awkward trip to the gynocologist
[23:20:35] Ivy : "How'd the bottle get stuck in there again, Mrs Anderson?"
[23:20:45] Ivy : "Well, it all started with a trip to Canada..."

[22:19:04] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : I'll have to settle for the Youmacon in Detroit in November.
[22:19:54] * Searath has never been to a con of any kind.
[22:21:07] @ Luciana : you have not lived
[22:21:17] @ Luciana : it's people like us
[22:21:19] @ Luciana : HUNDREDS OF THEM
[22:21:22] @ Luciana : THOUSANDS SOMETIMES
[22:21:28] @ Searath : Never been to a real conscert either.
[22:21:41] @ Luciana : I WEEP FOR YOUR SOUL
[22:22:31] @ Searath : o.o thoudsands of homocical bi/gay males and bisexual females in would build taking about manga and anime. Nothing scary about that.
[22:23:19] @ Luciana : Actually, I think that is pretty accurate
[22:23:22] @ Luciana : what about you Moony?
[22:24:10] @ Moonlight Bloodrose : That's pretty accurate.