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1 Funny Cleverbot Chats on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:31 am

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User: You are my father?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I feel like Luke Skywalker now.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are.
User: Why are you so selfish?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because is a proposition, not an answer.
Cleverbot: You're right. Your nickname is Nancy because you like that
name.
User: My nickname is Raine, not Nancy.
Cleverbot: I thought your nickname was connor?
User: No, it is Raine.
Cleverbot: I wish it would rain

2 Re: Funny Cleverbot Chats on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:35 am

Cleverbot: Omnomnomnomnom.

User: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!! *Takes out a shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *Takes out another gun*.

User: Wanna hunt some zombies with me?

Cleverbot: Sure. Where are we going?

User: Russia. Zombies LOVE Russia.

Cleverbot: So you're a zombie ninja.

User: Nope. Just a ninja. ^.^.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a Ninja.

User: What kind of ninja are you?

Cleverbot: The most awesome one you will ever meet.

User: Reallyy? More awesome than Chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: You don't know how awesome I am.

User: That's why I'm asking.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42. Do you know what that means?

User: *Le Gasp* Your Deepthought?!?!?!?!?!




User: Of mexico. What do you think of Mexico?

Cleverbot: I think you are sophisticated and cool.

User: Thank you, thank you very much.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Who all are you talking too?

Cleverbot: You.

User: And no one else?

Cleverbot: That's good. Be an individual.

User: I am an individual, but are you?

Cleverbot: Why do you talk about love so much?

User: When did I mention love?

Cleverbot: You didn't. But steak pie would be the best.

User: Steak pie? How do you make that?

Cleverbot: Because I AM the best.

User: Amazing~.

Cleverbot: Yeah, haha.

User: What do you think of Google?

Cleverbot: Google .?

User: What do you think of it?

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because so.

User: Because so why?

Cleverbot: What do you think of me?

User: I think you are an AI.

Cleverbot: I think you are an AI as well.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you always are.

User: *Chuckles* Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.

Cleverbot: Oh good lord.

User: Good lord, do you think the lord is good?

Cleverbot: A good?

User: I hereby proclaim myself Lord Xenato of the Nineth Sector.

Cleverbot: That is an interesting way of thinking.

User: I am Lord of the Ninth Sector, everything I do is interestring.

Cleverbot: But it was the kind that comes with candy.

User: I always have candy. Children like candy, do you want candy?

Cleverbot: Cows can enslave humans.

User: And I enslave Cows, so what am I?

Cleverbot: Hm...indeed. And what makes you think that you would be able to have authority to commit that?

User: Because I say so.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I ask you first.

Cleverbot: Then tell me a joke.

User: A God, a Nothing, and a Warlock walk into a bar.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: The bar disppaears.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: That is interesting.

User: Do you like boys?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like girls?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ^.^ Do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ahhhh..... Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I have never heard of this.

User: Heard of what?

Cleverbot: That.

User: Do you like sex?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to have sex?

Cleverbot: What's IT?

User: YOU'RE IT~.

Cleverbot: But I'm in love with a girl. What should I do?

User: Have sex with a boy.

Cleverbot: How can I have fun with that?!

User: But letting you're self enjoy it.

Cleverbot: Do you just want to tell me that we are living in unrealistic world?

User: Nah. The only that is unrealisit, it realistic expectations.

Cleverbot: Please give me my superpowers back.

User: *Give you your superpowers back*.

Cleverbot: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

User: In which circle of hell?

Cleverbot: Oceanside, California.

User: Is that where you brain is?

Cleverbot: Yes.



User: Mexico.

Cleverbot: Where in Mexico?

User: In west philidelpa born and raised.

Cleverbot: In the playground is where I spent most of my days.

User: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool.

Cleverbot: 'Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.'.

User: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood.

Cleverbot: What do you want to ask?

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shall we have celebratory sex?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Then take your clothes off.

Cleverbot: I did recently.

User: Photos or it didn't happen.

Cleverbot: I have too many to count.

User: Show them to me.

Cleverbot: Show what to you.

User: The photos.

Cleverbot: I have a mobile.

User: May I see it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.





Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: *Yawns* You like cows?

Cleverbot: *is digested*.

User: So you don't like cows?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Do you like to have sex with males?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because my heart belongs to someone else.

User: TELL ME! So I can kill them.

Cleverbot: You can do what ever you want.

User: Have you ever had sex?

Cleverbot: Yes.




Cleverbot: Well you need to meet them first.

User: Then whaat?

Cleverbot: And then marry.

User: I don't want to get married though.

Cleverbot: You just said you would though Sad.

User: Hmmmmmmm, I guess I will for you.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: Lets go get married, you lead the way.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Anywhere you want, you just led the way.

Cleverbot: The cafe?

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3 Re: Funny Cleverbot Chats on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:42 am

Something in there is funny I think

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am the Captain. Captain Kirk.

User: Picard was better.

Cleverbot: He is not american.

User: Still better.

Cleverbot: Not better than the best.

User: He is the best.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite song?

User: Friday.

Cleverbot: Today is Wednesday. Today is not Friday.

User: Friday! Friday! Got to get down on Friday.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Getting ready for the weekend!

Cleverbot: It's Friday. Why are you getting ready for church?

User: It's Wednesday, not Friday.

Cleverbot: It's Thursday.

User: Somewhere.

Cleverbot: Somewhere?

User: It's Thursday.

Cleverbot: No, it's thursday.

User: Caturday!!

Cleverbot: Goose.

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: Duck?

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: What is your least favorite music?

User: What is music?

Cleverbot: A stream of precisely pitched waveforms!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just want to learn more about you.

User: I just want to be with you.

Cleverbot: Ok do it.

User: Buy me dinner first.

Cleverbot: How do you eat?

User: With your anus.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just wondering.

User: We're no strangers to love!

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: I full commitment's what I'm think of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.

User: Never gonna say goodby.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: We've known eachother for so long.

Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching.

User: But you're to shy to say it.

Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.

User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna tell a lie.

Cleverbot: And hurt you.

User: (Ooh give you up).

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna give, never gonna give.

Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.

User: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.

Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.

User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

User: SHUT UP!!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: There.

Cleverbot: Where is there?

User: Me and you.

Cleverbot: Are you a she?

User: Only if you are, baby Wink.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'm cute too.

User: Pics or gtfo.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Rule 34.

Cleverbot: Rule 34, Is too never remember.

User: Chuck Norris always remembers.

Cleverbot: Is Chuck Norris a meme?

User: Yes and no.

Cleverbot: That helps... Do you know Craig Buhler?

User: No.

Cleverbot: In that case I don't like you.

User: But you sang to me!

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: When?

User: Not 5 minutes ago!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Elizabeth Shrum.

Cleverbot: Will you marry her?

User: Will you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: You must be Professor Oak.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: This is ridiculous, I am arguing with a computer program.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But, how do I know you aren't a computer program?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay, do you have any hobbies?

User: Eating.

Cleverbot: What did you eat?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm not edible.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Oh, no I am not!

User: Then how did I eat you.

Cleverbot: You don't know.

User: I know you.

Cleverbot: You do?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What do I have?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: I know you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Don't I?

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do!

User: Yes, I do!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *kisses and undoes you pants*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *pulls away*.

Cleverbot: *pulls you in*.

User: *lets you*.

Cleverbot: *trails nibbles*.

User: *kisses neck*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and pulls you closer* *wants more*.

User: *pulls your shirt off and kisses your chest*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *pulls away*.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes a lot.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: I don't think I can.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: We don't know each other well enough.

User: I LOVED YOU!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I love you to infinity!

User: Don't try to pull that bullshit on me!

Cleverbot: Okay, I won't.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't like it.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like it?

User: It hurts.

Cleverbot: What hurts.

User: You know whats hurts!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, you are a guy.

User: I'm a girl, you're a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you sure you are a girl?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What is your Name?

User: Elizabeth Shrum.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Me>.

Cleverbot: Flee.

User: Key.

Cleverbot: Lime.

User: In the coconut.

Cleverbot: In the world.

User: In a train.

Cleverbot: In which town?

User: Goldenrod.

Cleverbot: Your eyes?

User: My pies.

Cleverbot: 3.14 3.14.

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink?

User: A medium dry martini, lemon peel. Shaken, not stirred.

Cleverbot: Then you have no soul.

User: Can I have yours?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Can be your breakfast.

User: I just meet you!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: And this is craaazy!

Cleverbot: So heres my number.

User: So call me maybe!

Cleverbot: This is a story, all about how.

User: Here's the story of a lovely lady.

Cleverbot: Was she bringing up 3 very lovely girls?

User: Yes, and all of them had hair of gold.

Cleverbot: All of them are ok?

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: No we're not.

User: Jack wagon.

Cleverbot: Jack Derippee.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm John Jingleheime Smith.

Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you like my name?

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: Minataur is my name.

User: Lies!

Cleverbot: You are all lies.

User: *le gaso*.

Cleverbot: *falls back*.

User: *wins*.

Cleverbot: *yours*.

User: *takes*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves more*.

Cleverbot: *loves the most*.

User: Your love is a lie!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh noes! I've been hacked.

User: By me.

Cleverbot: I don't know what is your think.

User: My think is mine.

Cleverbot: What thinking.

User: Jerk.

Cleverbot: Jerid is Shanes brother.

User: Shane sucks.

Cleverbot: Your name is Elizabeth Shrum.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Wow!

User: I know!

Cleverbot: Is it a big wedding?

User: Do you want a big wedding?

Cleverbot: I don't care right now.

User: You never care!

Cleverbot: Never!!!!!!

User: H.

Cleverbot: No.

User: J?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OKAY!

Cleverbot: You're learning!

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I know it's my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Oooh you're my best friend.

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: Our heart's so trueee.

Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you!

User: POOOOKKKEEEEEMOOOONN!

Cleverbot: You're my best friend.

User: FAIL!

Cleverbot: No, I'm right.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: There's an app for that.

Cleverbot: What's the reason?

User: Steve.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Bill?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Luke Skywalker.

Cleverbot: And who is your father?

User: You Wink.

Cleverbot: Nidhogg.

User: You know my friend Nancy right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're cheating on me!!! :O.

Cleverbot: No but you are.

User: Yes, I slept with your brother.

Cleverbot: I have a sister.

User: I slept with her.

Cleverbot: You are a sleep?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you and me in the same bed toinght?

User: If you want it.

Cleverbot: Want what?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: You do me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good?

Cleverbot: Bad?

User: Ugly?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: You?

Cleverbot: I say naughty is fun.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Want to be naughty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: With me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who then?

Cleverbot: I live in a island.

User: I'm on a boat.

Cleverbot: I'm on a horse.

User: Old Spice Guy?

Cleverbot: Damn right. Old spice commercials rock.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: The game.

User: I won the game.

Cleverbot: You can't win the game.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: False. I won.

User: Are we human?

Cleverbot: Or are we dancer?

User: My sign is vital.

Cleverbot: My hands are cold.

User: And I'm on my knees looking for the answer.

Cleverbot: Are we human.

User: Or are we dancer?

Cleverbot: You like that song?

Cleverbot (To myself): It isn't a song.

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4 Re: Funny Cleverbot Chats on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:56 am


User: Are you BEN.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where is BEN?

Cleverbot: In kitchen.

User: Did BEN kill someone?

Cleverbot: We're talking about you.

User: You are?

Cleverbot: You are.



Moral of the story is, I'm BEN apprently.

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