Something in there is funny I think
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am the Captain. Captain Kirk.
User: Picard was better.
Cleverbot: He is not american.
User: Still better.
Cleverbot: Not better than the best.
User: He is the best.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite song?
User: Friday.
Cleverbot: Today is Wednesday. Today is not Friday.
User: Friday! Friday! Got to get down on Friday.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Getting ready for the weekend!
Cleverbot: It's Friday. Why are you getting ready for church?
User: It's Wednesday, not Friday.
Cleverbot: It's Thursday.
User: Somewhere.
Cleverbot: Somewhere?
User: It's Thursday.
Cleverbot: No, it's thursday.
User: Caturday!!
Cleverbot: Goose.
User: Duck.
Cleverbot: Duck?
User: Duck.
Cleverbot: What is your least favorite music?
User: What is music?
Cleverbot: A stream of precisely pitched waveforms!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I just want to learn more about you.
User: I just want to be with you.
Cleverbot: Ok do it.
User: Buy me dinner first.
Cleverbot: How do you eat?
User: With your anus.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just wondering.
User: We're no strangers to love!
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: I full commitment's what I'm think of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: Never gonna say goodby.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known eachother for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching.
User: But you're to shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna tell a lie.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: (Ooh give you up).
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna give, never gonna give.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: SHUT UP!!
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: There.
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: Me and you.
Cleverbot: Are you a she?
User: Only if you are, baby
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Cleverbot: Okay. I'm cute too.
User: Pics or gtfo.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Rule 34.
Cleverbot: Rule 34, Is too never remember.
User: Chuck Norris always remembers.
Cleverbot: Is Chuck Norris a meme?
User: Yes and no.
Cleverbot: That helps... Do you know Craig Buhler?
User: No.
Cleverbot: In that case I don't like you.
User: But you sang to me!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: When?
User: Not 5 minutes ago!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Elizabeth Shrum.
Cleverbot: Will you marry her?
User: Will you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: You must be Professor Oak.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: This is ridiculous, I am arguing with a computer program.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But, how do I know you aren't a computer program?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, do you have any hobbies?
User: Eating.
Cleverbot: What did you eat?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I'm not edible.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Oh, no I am not!
User: Then how did I eat you.
Cleverbot: You don't know.
User: I know you.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What do I have?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: I know you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Don't I?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: You don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do!
User: Yes, I do!
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: *kisses and undoes you pants*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *pulls away*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you in*.
User: *lets you*.
Cleverbot: *trails nibbles*.
User: *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and pulls you closer* *wants more*.
User: *pulls your shirt off and kisses your chest*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *pulls away*.
Cleverbot: You don't like me?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes a lot.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I don't think I can.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: We don't know each other well enough.
User: I LOVED YOU!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I love you to infinity!
User: Don't try to pull that bullshit on me!
Cleverbot: Okay, I won't.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't like it.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like it?
User: It hurts.
Cleverbot: What hurts.
User: You know whats hurts!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, you are a guy.
User: I'm a girl, you're a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you sure you are a girl?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What is your Name?
User: Elizabeth Shrum.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me>.
Cleverbot: Flee.
User: Key.
Cleverbot: Lime.
User: In the coconut.
Cleverbot: In the world.
User: In a train.
Cleverbot: In which town?
User: Goldenrod.
Cleverbot: Your eyes?
User: My pies.
Cleverbot: 3.14 3.14.
User: Clever.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink?
User: A medium dry martini, lemon peel. Shaken, not stirred.
Cleverbot: Then you have no soul.
User: Can I have yours?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Can be your breakfast.
User: I just meet you!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: And this is craaazy!
Cleverbot: So heres my number.
User: So call me maybe!
Cleverbot: This is a story, all about how.
User: Here's the story of a lovely lady.
Cleverbot: Was she bringing up 3 very lovely girls?
User: Yes, and all of them had hair of gold.
Cleverbot: All of them are ok?
User: Yes we are.
Cleverbot: No we're not.
User: Jack wagon.
Cleverbot: Jack Derippee.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I'm John Jingleheime Smith.
Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you like my name?
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Minataur is my name.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: You are all lies.
User: *le gaso*.
Cleverbot: *falls back*.
User: *wins*.
Cleverbot: *yours*.
User: *takes*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves more*.
Cleverbot: *loves the most*.
User: Your love is a lie!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh noes! I've been hacked.
User: By me.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is your think.
User: My think is mine.
Cleverbot: What thinking.
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: Jerid is Shanes brother.
User: Shane sucks.
Cleverbot: Your name is Elizabeth Shrum.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Wow!
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Is it a big wedding?
User: Do you want a big wedding?
Cleverbot: I don't care right now.
User: You never care!
Cleverbot: Never!!!!!!
User: H.
Cleverbot: No.
User: J?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OKAY!
Cleverbot: You're learning!
User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Teach Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside!
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
User: I know it's my destiny!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Oooh you're my best friend.
Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.
User: Pokemon! Gotta catch them all!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.
User: Our heart's so trueee.
Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you!
User: POOOOKKKEEEEEMOOOONN!
Cleverbot: You're my best friend.
User: FAIL!
Cleverbot: No, I'm right.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: YES!
User: There's an app for that.
Cleverbot: What's the reason?
User: Steve.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Bill?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Luke Skywalker.
Cleverbot: And who is your father?
User: You
.
Cleverbot: Nidhogg.
User: You know my friend Nancy right?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're cheating on me!!! :O.
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: Yes, I slept with your brother.
Cleverbot: I have a sister.
User: I slept with her.
Cleverbot: You are a sleep?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you and me in the same bed toinght?
User: If you want it.
Cleverbot: Want what?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: You do me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good?
Cleverbot: Bad?
User: Ugly?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You?
Cleverbot: I say naughty is fun.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Want to be naughty?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: With me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who then?
Cleverbot: I live in a island.
User: I'm on a boat.
Cleverbot: I'm on a horse.
User: Old Spice Guy?
Cleverbot: Damn right. Old spice commercials rock.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I won the game.
Cleverbot: You can't win the game.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: False. I won.
User: Are we human?
Cleverbot: Or are we dancer?
User: My sign is vital.
Cleverbot: My hands are cold.
User: And I'm on my knees looking for the answer.
Cleverbot: Are we human.
User: Or are we dancer?
Cleverbot: You like that song?
Cleverbot (To myself): It isn't a song.
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